{Surprise in the Elevator}

After climbing the massive snow/ice covered hill up to campus this morning I decided to take the elevator in the JFSB up to the 2nd floor [yeah...call me lazy] for my class. When the elevator arrived and the doors opened there was a guy standing there who had evidentially come up from the basement. He looked around quickly and then walked out. I thought nothing of it until I walked into the elevator and noticed as I pushed "2" that "4" was already pushed...weird! Why did he get out if he had actually wanted to go up to the 4th floor... and then it hit me right as the doors closed and the elevator started to move. That guy had left behind the remnants of a HUGE NASTY FART and I was stuck in a cloud of disgustingness. Now, I don't mean to be crude, but it was absolutely terrible! EWW! That was the worst elevator ride of my life. I nearly suffocated in there. I could not wait to reach my 2nd floor stop and it seemed to take FOREVER. No wonder that guy got off once he saw that I wanted to get on! How embarrassing! Eww!!! I was glad to finally catch a breath of fresh air once the elevator doors opened....phewww

That was quite a way to start my morning.