It was Thursday afternoon and Anthony and I had just left our visit at the McKinsey office. We were at Kinkos so he could print off copies of his resume, and while he was working on that I decided to go to the restroom. I was wearing my suit with an overcoat, and everyone knows you can't sit on a toilet wearing two coats, so I looked around the restroom for a coat hook. There were none to be found, but I did find one of these, right at eye level, glued to the wall.

I decided that it looked study enough, so I hung my suit coat and then my overcoat on it.
After sitting on the toilet for probably 20-30 seconds, the air freshener ripped off the wall. I noticed that the air freshener had been attached to the wall with a sticky-tape, and didn't leave damage the wall, so I wasn't too concerned.
When I got off the toilet and picked up the device, however, I noticed that it had been leaking its oder-neutralizing oils directly into the inside of my suit coat.
Holy crap.
I grabbed a wet paper towel and tried to dab the stuff up, but it was a very "dry" oil and didn't seem to have any interest in leaving my coat.
Holy crap.
I was on a business trip - I'd flown in this suit for heaven's sake - I didn't bring a spare and I didn't have time to buy a new one.
Anthony and I went back to the hotel as fast as we could, where I left the coat lying on a bench in front of the heater/AC unit, put on full-blast.
By the time we came back that night, my room smelled very strongly of a recently cleaned bathroom (but on the too-potent side...), and my coat had not lost any of its pugnance.
I had to wear the suit for our visits the following day (I didn't have a choice). At our first appointment (with The Boston Consulting Group), I could feel the fumes rising (warmed by my body, I'm sure) out of my coat and creeping up my neck. My nose and eyes were burning a little bit for the first several hours of that day, but thankfully the fumes wore down a little bit throughout the day.
Once back in Provo, I told the dry-cleaners what had happed and asked them to do what they could to fix it. They dry-cleaned the suit twice with the most powerful oder-neutralizers they have, and mostly fixed the problem. If you smell the suit directly you can still tell that it smells a little too "clean", but at least it doesn't "refresh" an entire room any more.
Ugh.
PS - in case anyone is concerned, at least that overcoat wasn't my European coat. That one still smells like adventure.



